What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin the tires is what my bike needs.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ilene.
Ilene who?
Ilene a little when I get tired.0 -
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Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running. Ew.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chickens.
Chickens who?
No, no! Chickens cluck, owls hoo.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
More like doggone where, and we'd better find him!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these terrible jokes ever end?!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”2 -
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Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren out your welcome yet?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?I
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me.0 -
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Who’s there?
Ahh.
Ahh who?
Werewolves in London.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the news, there's been a robbery.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos Quito just bit me and now I have an itch!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy just bit me again!0 -
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Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel down, ouch!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae?
Mae who?
Mae I come in please?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peg.
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, but would you have any Grey Poupon?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo who?
Cuckoo-a-joob. I am the walrus.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna love my jokes!0
