What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin the tires is what my bike needs.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ilene.
Ilene who?
Ilene a little when I get tired.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running. Ew.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chickens.
Chickens who?
No, no! Chickens cluck, owls hoo.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
More like doggone where, and we'd better find him!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these terrible jokes ever end?!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?0
