What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?0 -
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your money!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie Tap.
Annie Tap who?
Better come in, then! The bathroom's down the hall.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighbourhood?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
OK ... who, who, who!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be anyone like you.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gene?
Gene who?
Gene in a bottle.0 -
Knock, knock!
ho’s there?
May fourth.
May fourth who?
May the fourth be with you.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.1 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith calm and carry on.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I'm home!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore open or shut?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Gesundheit! Need a tissue?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yetta another knock-knock joke.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sia.
Sia who?
Sia later!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.2 -
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major door open, didn't I?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin the tires is what my bike needs.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mai.
Mai who?
Mai the force be with you.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa good doctor?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Newt.
Newt who?
Not much. What's newt with you?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama find out who's at the door.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!3 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would've called first!2
