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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddy.
Eddy who?
Eddy body home?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out to dinner!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never stop!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry nice to meet you.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to open this door?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a very good day.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen answer the door, will ya?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alexia.
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ale.
Ale who?
Ale have what she's having.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cod.
Cod who?
Cod you answer the door?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bettina.
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you'll open this door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canon.
Canon who?
Canon open the door then?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kat.
Kat who?
Kat you just open this door?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Espresso.
Espresso who?
Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.0 -
nock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Czech.
Czech who?
Czech before you open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter late than never.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.0 -
Knock, knock! '
ho's there?
Brighton.
Brighton who?
Brighton early, that's when I wake up.0 -
Knock, knock! '
ho's there?
Dora Belle.
Dora Belle who?
Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you stop with these corny jokes already?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you if you open the door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body gonna open this door then?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Faraday.
Faraday who?
Faraday last time, open up!3 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Filmore.
Filmore who?
Filmore confident and open the door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!3 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you'll recognize me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meringue.
Meringue who?
Meringue the bell but nobody answered!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.0 -
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in, or I'll break this door down.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Jenny'd some help opening the door, it’s taking you long enough!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door and let me in?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus this door will you!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Auto.
Auto who?
You auto know it’s me by now.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette is what fishermen use.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful, that pan is hot!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam finger is stuck in the door!2
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