What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddy.
Eddy who?
Eddy body home?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out to dinner!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never stop!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry nice to meet you.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to open this door?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a very good day.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen answer the door, will ya?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alexia.
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ale.
Ale who?
Ale have what she's having.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cod.
Cod who?
Cod you answer the door?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bettina.
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you'll open this door.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canon.
Canon who?
Canon open the door then?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kat.
Kat who?
Kat you just open this door?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Espresso.
Espresso who?
Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.0 -
nock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Czech.
Czech who?
Czech before you open the door!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter late than never.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.0 -
Knock, knock! '
ho's there?
Brighton.
Brighton who?
Brighton early, that's when I wake up.0 -
Knock, knock! '
ho's there?
Dora Belle.
Dora Belle who?
Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you stop with these corny jokes already?0
