What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on the TV tonight?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette is what fishermen use.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these jokes ever end?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yes.
Yes who?
Yes, we do! 😄2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alarm.
Alarm who?
Alarm up and get out of bed! 😄⏰2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Roses.
Roses who?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m here to say I love Fizz! 🌹2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chocolates.
Chocolates who?
Chocolates are sweet, but you’re even sweeter! 🍫2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knot.
Knot who?
Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter-ous enough to make you smile! 😄 I feel invincible after the severance procedure.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ex.
Ex who?
Ex-actly who you think, I’m back! 😜2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are you going to open this darn door?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home and I’ve missed you! 🥰2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetheart.
Sweetheart who?
Sweetheart, I’ve got something special for you! 💝2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me tight and never let go! 🤗 💖2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butterfly.
Butterfly who?
Butterfly kisses and all the sweet feelings! 🦋💗2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cell.
Cell who?
Cell you later! But first, call me. 📱💖2 -
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