What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot's caught in your door! 😭2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major get up and answer the door didn't I!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mama.
Mama who?
Mama, please open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
S’more jokes on the way.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you wrote poetry.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious, I've got the wrong door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paula.
Paula who?
Paula little harder, this door is still stuck!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sorry.
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hurley.
Hurley who?
Hurley bird gets the worm.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam dog bit my leg.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door already?2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peg.
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!0 -
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie my books for me, please!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!0 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is locked, open up!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ailene.
Ailene who?
Ailened on the door and it opened.2 -
Knock, knock!
ho’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora’s open, come on in.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth wishes on your birthday.
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Really good, could be a pub for Fizz
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- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? I don't know, but we'd better find him.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
I don't know, but we'd better find him.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Alfredo the dark! Please open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?3 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brighton.
Brighton who?
Brighton early, that's when I wake up.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be seeing you soon.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend Alex, so open the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileene’d on the door and broke it!2
