What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.2 -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to get you to open the door?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne so many jokes already!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who's knocking?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I'm not!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it's a secret!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes neatly by the door before coming inside is important! 🚪👞😊2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot time you opened the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more joke and I'm done!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto be a law against bad jokes!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jalapeño.
Jalapeño who?
Am I getting jalapeño business?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice gonna talk to me?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let's go out.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door, it's me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I miss you?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!2 -
Knock knock.
Who's There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I'll come in!0 -
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You didn’t remember me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Pease who?
Peas to meet you!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!2 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will these jokes ever end?0
