What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!0 -
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oh no, you forgot me already!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, "Who's there?"2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!2 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I'm tired!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh!0 -
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken my pocket but I can’t find my keys!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on TV in there?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don't know who this is!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!1 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place I can spend the night?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and let me in!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey dis lost, can you let me in?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!2 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichoke when I see a spider!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one who should be answering the door!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea-ting you might want to let me in!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?2 -
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice these jokes get any worse?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, there's a dinosaur chasing me!2 -
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the news, there's been a robbery.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Archer.
Archer who?
Archer going to let me in?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore hand from knocking!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izma
Izma who?
Izma lunch ready yet?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!2
