What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fur.
Fur who?
Fur you, I can be anyone.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Alien — wait, how many aliens do you know?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me, I'm coming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you'll recognize me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, when you're not strong!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming around the mountain!0 -
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Breaking dawn.
Breaking dawn who?
I’m breaking dawn this door with my powerful knocks!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I've got amnesia.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin the tires is what my bike needs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Forget.
Forget who?
Forget you!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Sounds like a party in there!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet myself in.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stop'er! She's running off with your newspaper!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dewey?
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Marshall.
Marshall who?
Martial arts made Bruce Lee famous!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Obama.
Obama who?
I'm O-ba-ma self out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charli XCX.
Charli XCX who?
Okay, boomer!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot is stuck in the door!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A boy.
A boy who?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nada.
Nada who?
Nada another knock knock joke!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Parker.
Parker who?
Parker bike in the garage!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Douglas.
Douglas who?
Douglas is empty, but I'm still thirsty.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Homer.
Homer who?
You Homer should I come back later?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you'll recognize me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Ira member you!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it's to whom.0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin the tires is what my bike needs.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my glass with more water, please!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer who?
Sawyer gonna let me in or what?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.2 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!0
