What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!0 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Octopus.
Octopus who?
Octo-pus your hands together for this next one! 🐙👏
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to come outside!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!0 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we're telling jokes?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Go lieth thee down, thou looketh tired!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!1 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN! 🤣
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator! 🐊0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
CAR GO BEEP BEEP! 🚒
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better punchline than this!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, these jokes will never be funny. 😅
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you're excited, too!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who?
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don't you have things to do?0 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
It's to whom.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wah.
Wah who?
It’s-a me Mario! 🍄👨🔧🏰
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?
I’m sorry, I’m not authorized to release that information.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2! 🤖
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Does my hair really look that dirty?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh my gosh, I'm such a big fan!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on TV in there?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now!0 -
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I use Google. 🤣
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity, and I don't knock twice! 😎
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
My key is lost, can you let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you! 😤
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tat.
Tat who?
No thanks, I'm afraid of needles. 💉😱
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it's a secret!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to come outside!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, but I'll take some almonds if you got them.
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