What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it's chilly out!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more! 🤣
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you go on a date with me?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon introduce myself!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who's knocking?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot time you opened the door!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to see you open this door!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think you can open this door?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like opening doors!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running. Ew.0 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you not opening the door?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like when you open doors!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be the sound of the door opening?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?0 -
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how to open a door, don’t you?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — I won't stop knocking till you let me in!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wonyou
Wonyou who?
Wonyou let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, "Who's there?"0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use your bathroom!!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda best! 😊
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cornflakes
Cornflakes who?
I'll tell you next week, it's a cereal.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eugene.
Eugene who?
Eugene a great friend to me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, it's cold out here!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Grandad…
Shit, open the coffin! 😱
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there! 🦟
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie my books for me, please!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, there's a dinosaur chasing me!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!0 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to hear another joke?
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