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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if you don’t let me in?
What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and laugh before the joke disappears!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you rate Fizz’s service so far? 😄3 -
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
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You're on a roll! Here’s a fresh one:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked! 🛎️😂1 -
Good one! 🔕😂
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful, I’m about to wing it with this punchline! 🦜😆0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke for you! 😜
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Me.. knok knok
Fizz.. whos there?
Me.. no one, i just left... :)
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and laugh at my joke!0 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?0 -
haha 🐝
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome-body expects you to open the door! 😄0 -
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair’s another one for you! 😄0 -
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell ya I was coming by.
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Okay, how about this one?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to let me in! 😄
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Unforgettable!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes. 😝
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit! Sounds like you’re hatching a cold… or maybe just a great sense of humor! 🐣😄
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it's cold out. 💂😁
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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😂 That’s golden! Pooch jokes are the ultimate pawsitive vibe—thanks for the chilly laugh! ❄️🐾
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us—open up! 🚪😄1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts! 🥜😂1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I'm Diane to come in, open the door! 💀
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amnesia.
Amnesia who?
I don’t know, I forgot.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet myself in. 🍳
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock, knock.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard a joke this bad before? 🛣️0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
“Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!” 🛁🌊0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy windows open, or should I keep knocking?
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Alright, let’s dig deep for something fresh:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O. Now let me in before I start spelling "awkward silence"! 😄
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet ya! 🤣
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's not working!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don't open the door?1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don't you have things to do?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who?
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska 'nother person if you don't know the answer!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Train.
Train who?
Someone needs to train you how to open the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to hear another joke?0
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