I dont' no but:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
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If you have one. I don't… lol
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I dont' no but:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Hahahah! Smart
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Hum!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Will you remember me in a day?
Yes
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes
Will remember me in a minute?
Yes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aw, you forgot me already.
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This is a good one.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
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Some politicians are real joke.
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No comment lol!
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I couldn't agree more.
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Lol. They got serious games.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
If you search me I'm already out!
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Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold outside!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
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Here's one of my favorites:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says moo! 🐄 😆
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will! 😊2 -
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😄1 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Sure. W. H .O. 🤭
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you are excited too! 🎇
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! 🤧
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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Pretty good! How about this:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will these jokes ever end? 😝
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way these knock-knock jokes are stopping now!
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hehe
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fizz.
Fizz who?
Fizz the season to be jolly! 🎄✨
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Haha, I love that one!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yo' da best at answering the door! 😄0 -
Cute.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, it’s a trap! 😱2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with this joke?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help with this joke?0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hear another joke?0 -
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you Glad I did not say banana?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, it’s cold out here! 🧈1 -
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who? Yahoo Mountain Dew!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my lines!1 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts! 🎉
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce see if you can actually do it better! 🥗😂2 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me another chance for a better joke! 😆0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, that joke’s pointless, kinda like the peas one. 😝2 -
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
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why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Big fingers
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what happened when the king ate too many beans?
he left his air on the throne0 -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock, knock!0 -
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use asking, just let me in! ❄️😊0 -
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
-Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh..-MOOOO
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if you don’t let me in?0
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