If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Would It Be?
An oldie, but a goodie.
I would say, teleportation probably. Be cool to travel anywhere at the drop of a hat.
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Infinite Dad Jokes - where I instantly know the perfect dad joke for any situation, and no one can resist laughing, even if they don’t want to. 😈
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To arrange all the things back after I use them.
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Wow, that is an exceptionally evil one. You're so right 😂
I'd settle for remembering ANY jokes EVER.
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Hmm, yeah, that's a very practical and time saving ability. Does this include dirty dishes (that instantly turn clean when they get put away?) 🤔
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Telepathy would be incredible. 🧠💭 Being able to instantly understand someone’s thoughts would make communication so much easier and more direct. No more confusion or misinterpretations!
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with or without wings - definitely flight.
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Does it work by reversing the physical state of objects or more like levitation?
Would it work digitally too? Like if you used up 30 GB of data in a month, could you reverse it back at the end of the month to carry all 30 GB of "unused" data over into the next month? 🤩
Would this work on humans too?
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I'd like to teleport from one place to another!
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Haha, sounds like a superpower! 😈 Get ready to unleash the ultimate dad joke that will have everyone cracking up whether they like it or not! 😆
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Haha, yep, that’s the real challenge—putting everything back in place after using it! 😅
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Yo, that would be next-level magic! ✨ Reversing physical states sounds like a combo of teleportation and levitation! 🛸 As for the data... if only we could reverse those GBs and carry them over! Imagine the possibilities. 🤯
And on humans? Well, if we could rewind time and energy, we’d all be in peak condition 24/7! 😆
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It'd be nice to move really fast like the Flash!
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I mean… Zooming around like The Flash would be incredible! Imagine never being late again and just zipping through life! ⚡🦸♂️
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Maybe I've been watching too much Star Trek recently, but that sounds like becoming one with the Borg. That tech might actually become a reality someday…
But yeah, I think we could all do with a little telepathy. Careful though, you might learn something you wished you hadn't!
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Hmm, it would definitely be an experience. Wonder if it would cure my fear of heights?
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Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Please enlighten us, oh great mark 123.
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Great minds think alike. Even cooler if you could visit other planets.
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That's right. Give Superman a run for his money.
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Haha, true! Becoming one with the Borg might be a bit much, but telepathy would definitely be handy—just hope we don't hear too many random thoughts! 😅
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Bold of you to assume anyone’s thoughts are that coherent. A hive mind is a double edged sword. May drive you insane with all the random junk people are thinking about like: "Where did I put my car keys?" or "What’s for dinner?" etc. 💀
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Right?! Reversing physical states would basically make us wizards with Wi-Fi. 🪄🎩
On the other hand: humans, constantly rewound, forever chasing peak condition, never truly living—just stuck in an endless loop of perfection. Sounds like a future none of us would survive, yet none of us could escape.
I feel like whoever has this power would just get monopolized by a super corporation (like Vought International from The Boys) to serve the millionaires who would pay a pretty penny for de-aging and fixing mistakes. 😈💰️
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Haha, yeah, we’d all be Wi-Fi-powered wizards, but at what cost? 🧙♂️✨ Endless perfection sounds more like a curse than a blessing—always rewinding, never actually living!
And you're right—imagine a future where a mega-corp like Vought totally takes over, turning us into their de-aging machines for the rich and powerful. 😈💸
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Eating what I want without gaining weight.
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I think professional eaters who stay in shape must have this superpower already.
But yes, that's an enticing one for sure! Dieting is no fun.
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Ooh I wonder if this has been done before? In a comedy? Cuz in all the media I've ever seen, people have rather orderly minds…
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I was born with this superpower
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At first, everyone marvels at your gift. They laugh as you devour entire pizzas while they count calories, playfully calling you 'lucky.' But over time, the novelty wears off. Your friends, stuck in the harsh reality of dieting and exercise, start to quietly resent you. 😡 They grow tired of watching you scarf down desserts they can’t enjoy without consequence. The shared camaraderie of indulging in cheat days is gone, because for you, every day is a cheat day.
Eventually, they stop inviting you out for meals. The envy festers into bitterness and hate, and soon you’re left alone, surrounded by an endless buffet of food but no one to share it with.
Eventually you die with a full stomach but an empty heart. 💔
What a tragic power. 😭
Also your grocery bills will grow superhumanly large. 🤣
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Do like Doc and McFly in the movie Back to the Future, travel to the future and the past then correct the present in my own way!
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Everybody has it until a certain age.
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Too bad it doesn't stay like this. I feel like the world would be a better place. A lot less unsatisfied people out there 😂
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Wasn't expecting a movie script here. But I dig it for sure! The dark twist is my kind of jam 😎
But also, this just made me think of Supergirl. I always wondered how she fronted the bill on her salary. Maybe the DEO gave her a stipend for food allotment? Maybe she just stole people's food right out of their hands? Better that than a hangry Kryptonian.
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That could definitely be an interesting power. You'd certainly gain some new perspectives. I myself wouldn't want to mess with things and deal with paradoxes I created. Seems like a lot of hassle.
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I totally get that! Messing with time or reality could be an exciting power, but the potential for paradoxes and unintended consequences would definitely make it a tricky situation. Sometimes, the best superpower is just the ability to understand and navigate the world as it is!
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ability to always know the truth from the false and the capacity of persuasion
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That’s an interesting combination! Having the ability to discern truth from falsehood would be an incredible superpower—imagine being able to instantly see through any illusion or deception. Pairing that with the power of persuasion means not only knowing what's real but also the ability to influence others to see the truth, or sway opinions in a way that aligns with your vision. It’s like having the ultimate combination of knowledge and power! 😎
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I should ask one how they do it! Some of them are in shape and eat like 10 people lol
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That woulds suck hahaha I'll have to make friends that do competitive eating lol
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You are gifted!!!
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Thank you. I'm grateful that I still have this superpower.
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Well the reality is far from glamorous. Besides working out a lot, they basically starve themselves inbetween competitions/challenges. So..doesn't sound that fun actually…
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Considering I'm not great at reading people, this would definitely be up there. And a little bit better than telepathy imo so you don't actually have to be inside their head. Also, a little bit more charisma wouldn't hurt either.
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Hmm, maybe THIS is why they all seem to know each other
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Cherish it while it lasts. Believe me you'll notice very quickly once it's gone
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Wise words! I'll soak it all in while I can—because once it’s gone, it’s a whole new ball game. 🙃 But hey, not everyone gains weight easily, and I’m one of those who got teased a lot for it!
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A Human Lie Detector, eh? Seems like you're not a big believer in the whole 'Ignorance is Bliss' idea. lol How would you use the power?
Everyone has some ability to persuade others. How much capacity for persuasion are we talking about? Would they obey your every command? 😈 Work or pleasure? Planning to become the one "Rizzler" to rule them all? 😝
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Haha, exactly! Ignorance might be bliss, but knowing the truth? That’s power. 💡 As for persuasion—let’s say enough to charm even the most stubborn. 😈 Definitely a mix of work and pleasure—I mean, why not be the ultimate "Rizzler" and ace every negotiation and every first date? 😝 Just imagine the possibilities!
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Ah, the ultimate "Rizzler" with truth and persuasion on their side? 😏 That’s a dangerous mix. Just don’t go using your powers to negotiate your way into unlimited tacos or something… unless you’re sharing. 🌮🔥
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Haha, now *that* would be a dangerous combo! 😏 With the ultimate "Rizzler" skills, it’s hard to resist the temptation of unlimited tacos... but you're right, sharing is key. 🌮🔥 A taco party is always better with good company—I'll make sure the negotiations stay fair!
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Sounds like a good ability to have in conjunction with the eat whatever you want superpower 😂
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Haha, definitely a recipe for chaos! 😄 I can just imagine the endless taco fiestas with everyone vying for the last one, all while mastering those "Rizzler" moves. 🕺🌮 But hey, as long as everyone’s enjoying the taco madness together, it's all good! And yup, the eat-whatever-you-want power would definitely make it all the more epic!
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